Please don't give up on me...

...until I actually sit down and do an update, I will regale you with a joke, courtesy of a pediatrician with whom I work whom I swear makes a daily habit of memorizing dumb joke that only make us politely guffaw.

So the Flood is over and Noah has passed on the decree to all of the animals to "go forth and multiply." He and his family are cleaning up the ark (which was undoubtedly a rank mess, I declare), and Noah comes across a pair of snakes curled up together in the back of the ark. Exasperated, Noah says, "I thought I told you to go forth and multiply!"

The snakes look at him in desperation and squeak out, "But sir, we can't...we're adders!!"

Ba-da bum. Don't forget to tip your waitress!